My car is now paid off.

The title arrived in the mail today.

You know what this means, don't you?

In one or two weeks, there will some woman on a cell phone following me too closely. She will be late for an appointment. She will not notice that I have slowed down, for whatever reason I have slowed down. She will plow into the back end of my car, and try to make it out to be my fault. It won't work, but still...

This is exactly what happened the last time a car I was driving was paid off. That's how I ended up with the current vehicle. To say that I'm going to be, um, driving on eggshells for the next month or so would be a gross understatement.